

On the plus side, I’m still miles better than the love experts of “Super Seducer”, a game so rank with its focus on treating women as disposable pieces of sexual meat that even Geoff refused to write anything about it after he drew the short straw in the office and played it. Unless you want to know how to impress an anime girl body pillow, because then buddy I am your guy.

If I ever had to give you dating advice, my tips for luuuuurve would revolve around finding someone else to coach you on romance.
